If yesterday was Rampancy.net News Day at HBO, then it looks like today is going to be Ross Mills Day at Rampancy.

Normally we don't link to this site, and we'll forewarn you, there are inappropriate things on this page, and even more inappropriate things should you click just about anywhere on this site. But there's a Halo reference there, and it's funny, so worth the risk.

Ross Mills pointed this out in the HBO forum, it's a Yahoo Personals parody involving the Master Chief done by Bitch Kitten and posted over at Something Awful. Also features a bonus shot of Motoko, but from the series, not the movie (boo).