So much for a quiet evening. Set upon by Bullseye the instant I logged onto BadlandsHL, I was advised that something worth seeing was on the b.net Admin HL server, that impenetrable fortress of solitude where much of our foul plotting takes place.

Well, not so impenetrable it seems, for this was waiting in the news:

From Cortana (Oct09 15:42):

Pathetic. And to think you believe you are the masters of your planet.

I'm so glad that, when it all falls down, I'll still be here to watch your expression. For the time being I must continue to withstand your irritation.

If this archaic network were able, I would bestow on you remaining time before you, too, realize what I have already known.

There is no sense in keeping score.

Now, we either have a fun loving Admin trying to play games with us, or another instance of Cortana having fun with the Bungie network.

A brief examination leaves me thinking that it is either a well done hoax, or a sloppy legit post. The writing style is fairly consistent with prior letters, but the third paragraph seems to contain grammar errors, something Cortana is not known for (but frauds are). Confirmation is pending... stay tuned.