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  2. Huffington Post Shows Chimp Love...

Wed, 09/26/2007 - 19:41 by narcogen

...or rather woodchuck love, as a new blogger, the animal kingdom newscaster Woodchuck Chumley has shown up at the Huffington Post with his own blog. Perhaps he'll be answering the age-old question, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck. Or maybe he'll just talk animal kingdom politics:

As we approach election year, I feel it's only appropriate to step outside the usual role of ambivalent newscaster and tell you not only what I know about the candidates and their platforms, but what I feel about them as well. Perhaps some of you will complain that journalists ought to keep their opinions to themselves and strive to remain unbiased. If you don't like it, go back to your feed bag and keep swallowing what the rest of the media is spoon-feeding you. Because they're doing the same thing. They're just not as honest about it.

Whoops! Did I say that?

Be sure to watch that space in anticipation of information about Hail to the Chimp. Or at least a few more funny reads like this one.

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