HBO forumgoer GhaleonEB labeled this as "please tell me this is a joke." We can only hope. Game Informer Online is reporting that a character from Halo will be a "secret character" Tecmo's upcoming game, Dead or Alive 4. Given the franchise's dependance on the rendering of supple female forms, that seems to make the choice rather obvious.

(I can just hear Cortana now, looking at the lineup of combatants in DOA4, muttering something about how all these formations aren't natural--Ed.)