Skip to main content
Home
Rampancy
Death by intelligence.
  • home
  • info
  • timeline
  • articles
  • sheetmusic
  • images
  • movies
  • podcast
  • schedule
 

Narcogen@Twitch
Mastodon
Bluesky

Features

  • Articles
  • Bungie Humor
  • FAQs
  • Linktree
  • Rampancy Let's Plays
  • What is Rampancy?

Bungie Let's Plays

  • Destiny
  • Marathon
  • Myth

User login

  • Reset password

Social Media

Mastodon
bluesky

  1. Home »
  2. Never Going Back To My Old (Middle) School

Tue, 01/25/2005 - 03:52 by narcogen

The Bungie Pentathlon this year-- the important part, that is-- was owned by Middle School. The Old School managed to pick up enough points to win on the more geriatric-friendly portions of the competition, such as Pictionary and Mario Tennis, but the Middle School, led by Brian "SketchFactor" Jarrard and including our own spiritual leader Tyson "Ferrex" Green won the only place it matters: the Halo 2 competition. (We're also convinced that it was advancing decrepitude and a general lack of libido that led the Old School to victory in competitions like DOA: Ultimate, where they were clearly undistracted by the action on the screen, unlike their younger, more virile colleagues--Ed.)

competition
halo 2
bungie
Anonymous comments are moderated. Please do not post duplicate comments. Halo, Halo content and Halo characters are property of Microsoft. Bungie, Marathon and Destiny are property of Bungie LLC. Myth is property of Take Two. Other trademark names are property of their respective owners. Copyrighted materials used under fair use.Original contents © Copyright Synthetic Fibers 2000-2024 except where otherwise noted.This site uses cookies to store session information on your device.