| Title | Date |
|---|---|
| Marathon: Spatial Outpouring | 11.01.25 |
| Retro Console Games | 06.28.25 |
| Pathways Into Darkness Part 6 | 05.24.25 |
| Pathways Into Darkness Part 5 | 05.03.25 |
| Pathways into Darkness: Part 4 | 04.05.25 |
| Rampancy Returns - Halo 2 E3 Earth City De... | 12.28.24 |
| Pathways Into Darkness Part 3 | 08.10.24 |
| Title | Transcriber | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Halo 5: Advent (String... | cwhiterun | 06.07.16 |
| Halo 5: Blue Team (Str... | cwhiterun | 10.22.15 |
| Halo 5: Light is Green... | cwhiterun | 10.20.15 |
| Halo 5: The Trials (St... | cwhiterun | 10.12.15 |
| Roll Call - Price Paid | pimpnmonk | 06.02.14 |
| Behold A Pale Horse Fo... | pimpnmonk | 01.24.14 |
| Farthest Outpost/Mercy... | pimpnmonk | 12.30.13 |
| Episode | Date |
|---|---|
| Sony Acquires Bungie (mp3) | 02.02.22 |
| Let's Play Mass Effect 3 #27 Final... | 06.02.17 |
| Anger, Sadness and Envy Ep. 27: Craig Ha... | 05.08.13 |
| Anger, Sadness and Envy Ep. 25: Destiny... | 03.05.13 |
| Anger, Sadness and Envy Ep. 24: Halo Ann... | 04.21.12 |
| Anger, Sadness and Envy Ep. 23: Halo Ann... | 06.26.11 |
| Anger, Sadness and Envy Ep. 21: The Wint... | 04.18.11 |
Amidst much grumbling and cursing of websites, fisj pointed out that the Jinn site at VistaCartel has recieved a facelift and some nifty new material. Both the screenshots and the feel of the site itself hint at that of the finished product, which is due out before Oni.
In addition to this, Angus demanded that I add to this post the following announcement:
Alright, the cause of that little blow up yesterday has been smoked out and smushed, and all is right in the forum once again. Regulars will likely notice that their cookies are gone too... there's been changes in that department to keep multiple forums on the same server from walking all over each other.
Hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge. ;)
Apparently the new forum has some performance issues that need to be resolved... while I'm trying to isolate the bug in question, the forum is going to be temporarily closed due to the unreasonable strain it was putting on the server. Sorry for the inconvenience, and we'll let you know what it's back up and running.
In a move that had many long time Mac users impaling themselves with pieces of wrought iron, Microsoft announced the newest addition to their product line today: Windows Infinity.
As predicted by industry pundits mere moments after the announcement, Windows Infinity incorporates technology recently acquired in the acquisition of Bungie Software to achieve new heights in user interface obfustication. From the PR:
Yes, we're just joking, and apologies to anyone we may have offended... hopefully we succeeded in giving some of you a fright. ;)
And if not, just take a look at the horribly mangled source code of this unoptimized page... ouch! Hopefully, you can expect more refinement soon.
(Editor: All of the news items posted on this day were actually up on a spoof page on Halloween, October 31st, but were subsequently moved here for posterity. We can't bring ourselves to throw our own junk away.)
In a move that can be summed up in only six letters, OMGWTF, Microsoft this morning announced that Halo will in fact be an XBox only launch title! The PR was very short and two the point:
REDMOND, WA. - Haaa, suckers!
In yet another shocker in this day of shocks, Take Two Interactive has announced their continuation of the Myth series, which it recently obtained from Bungie Software in a settlement following its assimilation by Microsoft... Myth III: Arena.
Many beta testers died to bring us this information.
In a shocking turn of events, the much anticipated release of Oni has apparently been postponed indefinitely. While no official word has yet been given, those beta testers whose cortex bombs had not yet been triggered were able to give us a few sketchy details before their heads were exploded before our very eyes.
It appears that Oni is indeed approaching reality. In this week's Oni Update at Oni Central, (pointed out to us by Louis Wu of bungie.org) Bungie's own Matt Soell confirmed that beta testing of the Macintosh version is underway, and that the PC version has reached final candidate.
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