Despite a strong turnout, the Bungie team was decidedly massacred by Electronic Gaming Monthly, who spanked them 3-0 on the strength of two no-radar Team Slayer games, and even obliged Bungie in the usual Zanzibar CTF game only to win that 3-0, too. Read all about Bungie's all-you-can-eat crowfest at Bungie.net or sample the sweet side of the street from Dan Hsu's blog.

Our answer? Simple: No Ferrex.

If you want to go relive Bungie's salad days, check out what Geezer Gamers wrote about the schoolin' Bungie gave them last week.